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The Light Side

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« on: May 20, 2009, 10:49:56 pm »

Saw a funny T-shirt, bumper sticker, quote?  Here's the place to let your hair down!
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 10:54:06 pm »

----- The Best Surgeon In California

Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England"

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics.."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs... Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's behind. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2009, 08:00:05 pm »

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine. As they walked, they came across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
 "I am entering!" said Snow White.
 After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
 "I won First Place!," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see another sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
 "I'm entering," says Superman.
 After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make
 "I won First Place too," answers Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a third sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio quickly enters
 the contest.
 After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
 "What happened?" they asked.
"Who is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
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